February 2010
41 posts
2 things I'm thinking of as I get off the plane.
It’s cold on Spokane.
The Grosler better have pants on when I get home.
January 2010
39 posts
South Beach Conversation
Me: hey buddy can I ask you a question?
Guy: sure.
Me: you still surfing?
Guy: everyday!
Both of my roommates are out of town for a few...
dontsprainyourvagina:
So I am going to put my balls/penis/bare ass in/on something that they each own.
I vote for the slap chop!
I must be in Miami, because house music is being pumped out onto the streets.
Tonight I will be doing something I did last February, watching a final episode of a Conan O’Brien show. Last time I was sad to see the Late Night show end, because I knew that his Tonight Show would not be the same. I was also excited for the new era of Conan to start and the for Tonight Show to once again be funny.
Tonight I am just depressed.
Not cool Zeus, Not cool.
Ha ha, I love a good Wikipedia submission change joke, even if it is kinda inappropriate.
Sorry Nate Kaeding, but you did miss 3 kicks that were kind of gimmees.
Some people say Shia Labeouf has heat, but I think Aziz Ansari just passed him up.
Gawker has the video of Kimmel on Leno. →
welcometothisblogbitch:
It’s the second one down the page. Watch it. Now.
Greatest Video I have seen in a long time. I just got a new found respect for Kimmel.
I love it when
Old people tell you a website is availabe 24/7 365.
I love it when
Old people refer to websites like YouTube as “The YouTube.”
Matthew Mcconaughey Game
The Grosler and I have invented a game involving the shirtless one. Anytime we see his movie on tv we guess if his shirt is going to be on or off and then turn to the station.
Betting that his shirt is on gives 10-1 odds.
It would be a great drinking game.
It’s Monday, it’s 8:55 am, and I’m tired and stressed about the busy week.
Oh and I watched the movie Shooter last night instead of grading papers (that didn’t help).
I woke up this morning to find that my roomates cat shit in my mouth.
(there is no cat, I just drank to much last night and that’s what my mouth tasted like.)
The Doughman Challenge
I have always wanted to compete in the Ironman, but wished that there was eating in between each leg of the race. I have now found the equivalent.
The Doughman Challenge
It is a 4 man or woman race. Now all I need are 3 tumblr friends to join me.
Who is going to man up?
Sweet Relief...
Howard Stern is back!!! Love that West Coast feed.
Tebow Camera
Fox decided to do a Tim Tebow camera like the did with Brett Favre. It is a camera on him during the entire game so we don’t miss a second. This can be viewed on foxsports.com.
Let the vomiting begin.
