January 2012
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weirdest.night.ever.
My 80 year old neighbor woke me up at 1:40 am, by ringing my doorbell repeatedly.  Then when I answered, she accused me of blasting “Unchained Melody,” and “Amazing Grace” at all hours of the day and night.  She said it had to STOP!!!  I don’t think it ever started.
Jan 24th
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Jan 17th
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Let's take the time today to remember
I was there it was bad.  No alcohol was safe that night.  Not beer, not liquor, not margarita mix. dontsprainyourvagina: The worst hangover I ever had 10 years ago this very day.
Jan 16th
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Well it's been a good ride.
Just now Dana found a grey hair in my head.  It is my first one on my head.  I do however have 5 on my chest (I don’t want to talk about those).  I’m getting old, but soon you can all refer to me as the “Silver Fox.”
Jan 14th
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Blind Taste Test
The girlfriend and I did two blind taste tests tonight.  We both had to pick which cup had pepsi and which had coke.  We both got it wrong.  Then we had to pick which cup had Bud Light and which had Coors Light.  We both got it wright. We are lushes. 
Jan 7th
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If I never have a bill again, it will be to soon.
Jan 5th
When the day is rough, just end it with a Stella and things will be better.
Jan 4th
December 2011
29 posts
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Best movie about the Blues Brothers :  Blues Brothers. Worst movie about the Blues Brothers:  Blues Brothers 2000.
Dec 30th
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The treats my girlfriend bought for the puppies are blueberry flavored.  Is it wrong that I want to eat one?
Dec 21st
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Today we mourn the death of the greatest golfer to ever play the game.
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Listen“People of earth, how are you?” - Yoko...
Dec 18th
Sunday NFL Countdown on ESPN needs to do more Tebow coverage.  30 straight minutes is not enough.  Gag.
Dec 18th
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Sometimes I have dreams where I’m still in college and it’s finals week. I start freaking out that I have a final in a class I’ve never once attended.
Dec 18th
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Sometimes I go old school and email myself from my work email to my home email to remind myself to do things.  I always leave myself an inspirational quote.  Here is an excerpt from today’s email: “Oh yeah, and for crying out loud don’t forget to smile and live life on the edge.  Not on a crazy edge; you know like “writing checks your body can’t cash” or something, but do something...
Dec 16th
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Dec 14th
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Watching the Documentary of Magic and Bird and god damn if it doesn’t about make me cry.
Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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WatchWatch
“Stop, stop, stop…..stop  or my mom will shoot sucked.” Norm MacDonald + Sylvester Stallone = Comedy Gold
Dec 8th
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Holy crap I’m in a library! When was the last time you entered a library not counting a school one?
Dec 6th
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Dec 2nd
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November 2011
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“Clear eyes, full hearts can’t lose!”
– Friday Night Lights
Nov 26th
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I stood in line all night long at Best Buy last night to get some sweet Black Friday deals and they never opened!  Shit.
Nov 26th
I’m watching Smokey and the Bandit and within 10 minutes Burt Reynolds has told Sally Fields to “Jump him” twice.
Nov 26th
So far today
I’ve watched thanksgiving episodes of Home Improvement, Roseanne, and The Fresh Prince.
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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For the first time I looked up the meaning of Jocko, and it means “a monkey or chimpanzee.”  My grandpa has some explaining to do.
Nov 23rd
How has it taken me so long to get into the Walking Dead?
Nov 21st
You can't live life scared
The thought going through my head as I eat frozen cookie dough out of a container that says “do not eat raw.”
Nov 16th
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