The View from Spotucky: Archive

Feb 9th

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Watch

Never Forget! Let’s all hope that someone breaks out the Adam Carolla Touchdown Dance today.

Feb 6th

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I bet you 100% of the couples who share an email address also share a Facebook profile.

Feb 2nd

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I could be doing anything, I mean anything and if you asked me if I wanted to watch an HBO Sports documentary I would answer “Fuck YES!”

Jan 29th

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weirdest.night.ever.

My 80 year old neighbor woke me up at 1:40 am, by ringing my doorbell repeatedly. Then when I answered, she accused me of blasting “Unchained Melody,” and “Amazing Grace” at all hours of the day and night. She said it had to STOP!!! I don’t think it ever started.

Jan 24th

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 18th

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Jan 17th

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Let's take the time today to remember

I was there it was bad. No alcohol was safe that night. Not beer, not liquor, not margarita mix. dontsprainyourvagina: The worst hangover I ever had 10 years ago this very day.

Jan 16th

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Well it's been a good ride.

Just now Dana found a grey hair in my head. It is my first one on my head. I do however have 5 on my chest (I don’t want to talk about those). I’m getting old, but soon you can all refer to me as the “Silver Fox.”

Jan 14th

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Blind Taste Test

The girlfriend and I did two blind taste tests tonight. We both had to pick which cup had pepsi and which had coke. We both got it wrong. Then we had to pick which cup had Bud Light and which had Coors Light. We both got it wright. We are lushes.

Jan 7th

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If I never have a bill again, it will be to soon.

Jan 5th

When the day is rough, just end it with a Stella and things will be better.

Jan 4th

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Best movie about the Blues Brothers : Blues Brothers. Worst movie about the Blues Brothers: Blues Brothers 2000.

Dec 30th

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1 tag

Dec 28th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

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Dec 25th

Dec 22nd

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The treats my girlfriend bought for the puppies are blueberry flavored. Is it wrong that I want to eat one?

Dec 21st

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Today we mourn the death of the greatest golfer to ever play the game.

Dec 20th

Dec 19th

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“People of earth, how are you?” - Yoko...

Dec 18th

Sunday NFL Countdown on ESPN needs to do more Tebow coverage. 30 straight minutes is not enough. Gag.

Dec 18th

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Dec 18th

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Sometimes I have dreams where I’m still in college and it’s finals week. I start freaking out that I have a final in a class I’ve never once attended.

Dec 18th

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Sometimes I go old school and email myself from my work email to my home email to remind myself to do things. I always leave myself an inspirational quote. Here is an excerpt from today’s email: “Oh yeah, and for crying out loud don’t forget to smile and live life on the edge. Not on a crazy edge; you know like “writing checks your body can’t cash” or something, but do something...

Dec 16th

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